Okay, it looks as though I am a published writer outside of the environs of my blogs!
Issue 7 of the Ancible, a tabletop gaming magazine, features an original article written by me; titled 'Vanity Fayre' you will have to read it to find out what it is about. But don't worry - the Ancible is free to download - just follow this link here.
Pretty exciting stuff for this would-be writer. :)